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Spice It Up and Chow Down: Why Food is the Latest Bedroom Fetish

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Words by Sara Lawrence

What the survey says about ‘sploshing’

Keeping it interesting in the bedroom is a long-debated topic. There are many fetishes out there in the world, some tame and some bizarre. We not here to judge, however. Instead, we’d like to focus on one fetish that’s reaching an impressive 48,280 google searches per month: food.

Aphrodisiacs have been around for centuries of course but what about incorporating the food into the act itself? Both sex and food are generally sensual and happy activities known to boost serotonin, oxytocin, dopamine and endorphins, so why not combine them together?

Define “sploshing”

Sploshing (also known as wet and messy fetish [WAM]) refers to a fetish that incorporates food items either for arousal or during sex itself. The allure stems from the appeal of different textures smeared, placed or dumped onto the skin or clothes. As you can imagine, food is an excellent source for this kind of pleasure, not to mention tasty too. So, which food stuffs are the best? Let’s find out…

The survey says…

According to a survey of 1,986 people conducted by Canabiotics.co.uk, whipped cream topped the list rather unsurprisingly, while apple pie took a pie to the face. The twenty available answer preferences included condiments, fruits, beverages and seafood. Ew!

Other crowd favourites included peanut butter and chocolate spread for a sticky, sweet combination that’ll send a rush to the brain. To cool things off while heating things up, ice lollies took bronze for their phallic shape, cold temperatures and sticky remnants, while oddball choices butternut squash and apple pie brought up the rear. Don’t think about that last sentence too much.

If you’re looking for libido-enhancing foods to munch on prior to engaging in some adult activities however, check out this list to help you narrow down your options.

There’ll be no need to leave the room for a snack in-between rounds. Remember folks, safety and consent first!

If you enjoyed this, check out these naughty drinks names for a giggle!

Uuni 2S Pizza Oven

As mankind evolves with new technology, there are some things we need to leave behind; some of those things are frozen pizzas and overpriced delivery pizza. The advancement of cars, computers and phones, has caused appliance manufacturers to step up their game as well and with that, your cookouts, pizza parties and potlucks are about to change. Made out of brushed stainless steal, Uuni 2S Pizza Oven is a tabletop, wood-fire, easily transportable at 24 lbs pizza maestro.

Not only is it modern and convenient, it is also extremely efficient – running on a sustainable energy source that is readily available at grocery or hardware stores, these energy-dense and inexpensive wood pellets will make this investment worth your while. Energy source resourceful, it has the ability to reach 900°F in under 10 minutes and then can cook a 13” pizza in a mere 90 seconds! In the box, in addition to the oven, you will find a cordierite stone baking board that will perfect the crisps on your pizzas, a pizza peel and an instruction booklet. But here’s the great news, it’s not just for pizzas, rather for any delicious meals that require short cooking time. So stock up on those steaks, vegetables, flatbreads and fish and start planning the ultimate backyard parties.

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